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# is it that time of year already?
Shit!

I didn't get you a present!

Happy Ninglemas indeed

*rushes off to t'shops*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# It's OK, I have the gift of moist towlettes for all!!!
*distributes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# are they lemon scented?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# lemon scented and still warm.
*gets tongs*

For sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# warm?
I'm not sure I want warm towlettes, I prefer fresh cool ones with a lemoney scent.

(I should have said sealed in a paper, foil lined packet)
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# OK... one sec.
*waves towlette around*

There you go. Lemon scented and meadow fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# very good
have a wonderful ninglemas everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# moist towellettes you say?
...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# They are both moist... and towlettes...
I was told it was traditional... though I'm starting to suspect it isn't ninglemas at all...

Why is no-one else wearing green braces?

*looks around nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# that's all I'm wearing


*starts to feel a little cold*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Cooo....
So you are...

But... what are they attached t... oh. Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# cover yourself
with moist towellettes, you will find the moistness helps them stick to your skin.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)