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# i'm a dirty, dirty hoor.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:12, archived)
# Well, that's nothing a quick washup won't fix.
Woo, and 'llo pb'ls.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:15, archived)
# hello!
fetch the knitting needle!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:15, archived)
# I have a much more effective system.
Trained hagfish.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)
# you must have seen the hagfish slime videos on youtube, i trust.
when i get in those moods, i hope that creatures like this are truly god's chosen ones, just so i can see the looks on the faces of the white supremacists and jews and such when they find out.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:21, archived)
# I agree.
Amazing creatures.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:24, archived)
# if they had cloaca, i would worship them.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)
# I thought fish did have cloacas
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)
# it was kind of a joke....
now you've ruined everything!

*weeps*
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:45, archived)
# I would like to take this oppertunity to apologise to the marine, reptilian, and aviary biologist who are awake and on b3ta and would have actually gotten the joke
I would also like to apologise to you for having so little faith in your knolledge in sex/poo/piss/egg splooting flaps
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:51, archived)
# no appy polly loggies needed.
we're all flap mad here.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:55, archived)
# hahahaha, it might be an allergy?
/eternal optimist blog - howdy PB!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:26, archived)
# everyone is allergic to babies!
hello!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:29, archived)
# pukey, crying, shitting, noisy little food vacuums!
hows your day been?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:30, archived)
# long and hard.
just like the penis grade three on a drag queen.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:33, archived)
# pfffttt....
diamond cutter hey!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:35, archived)
# nah, was a nothing day. i roamed transit like a homeless vomit aficionado.
anything new and alien in your world?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)
# its sunday afternoon here now
i woke up thinking i'd have to work tonight but a quick call later and im rostered off
+ i start 2 weeks leave tomorrow, so yes; this feeling of having nothing on is somewhat alien!
and i had a $win$ on the poker machines last night!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:49, archived)
# you're buying the beer and homonculi, then.
two weeks - going anywhere or just staying home making bombs as usual?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:52, archived)
# drinks and munchies are on me!
taking the kids to see their Gran, and the rest is make up as we go along territory! (with DIY bangs and booms)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:56, archived)
# fair enough.
i'm nearly done for here tonight, so i'll say bye now, even though it'll take a few minutes to get gone.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:03, archived)
# take it easy....
and see you later!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:04, archived)
# 'night!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:11, archived)