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# *cries forever and ever.*
cgi.ebay.co.uk/PIRATE-HAT-WITH-HAIR-ADULT-FANCY-DRESS-COSTUME_W0QQitemZ230146586409QQihZ013QQcategoryZ58449QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

this guy thinks he's Carl McCoy. Carl McCoy the cunt, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# he's put me off
my missus has a thing for Dick Turpin, so this sort of hat might do

except I haven't got the hair for it any more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I'm so tempted by those.
Not that I don't have lovely hair anyway, I just want a choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Does she love 80s Adam Ant?
Humna humna says the captain *nods*

Get a leather brimmed hat and then beat the crap out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# that's what happened to my Carl McCoy hat
I beat it till it was the right shape

then it got covered in flour and dirt from 15th-century graves
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# :D Goffik.
I need a proper leather hat so I can mistreat it until it gives in. Or make manwife wear it until it gives in (he wears in my belts)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)