Oh dear.
Would you like some patronising explanations?
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wheelybird mreee!,
Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:37,
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*head on desk*
I'm shattered, full of hayfever and tonight I have to deal with manwifes mum and brother, his dad and his new fiance turning up to my house in one fell swoop, then make him birthday dinner.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:38,
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You'd be lucky, he's a freelance graphic designer.
I don't think he's aware of money.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:42,
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Then the patronising manner would help soothe your agonies.
"There there now, dear. Don't worry. A nice chap has just gone and posted sections of a photo of the Quo onto the front page of the Zoo website, making a Quo mosaic."
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wheelybird mreee!,
Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:44,
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*bats eyelashes*
Oh I wouldn't know about all that, kind sir, for I am only a weak and feeble woman. Would you like to talk about embroidery?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:45,
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