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# How DO you fuck a mermaid?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# You don't.
They're not real, see.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# they lay their eggs in the corner of the room
and then you spunk all over them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Ah thank you
this makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# don't they have blowholes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)