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# !?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# my body parts
have plotted against me from an early age, kind of like a "how not to do it" of human perfection
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)
# oh reet
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
# it's quite fun, really
i can hammer a nail into my foot and not feel it, plus i can keep one eye still and make the other roll up into my skull so i look like a half-zombie. great for scaring the kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# dear shitting christ
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# that's
just for starters!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Oh my dear friend!
We are each of us perfect and complete in our own way!

Well, except you, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# it's my lack of perfection
that makes me so perfect. that and the fact that i look like a pink snowman with huge boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Now we need a picture
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# you'll have to ask
rollingcabbage, he's got some pics of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)