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# I know, I know
*whores*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I am most intrigued.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# My life is like bloody Hollyoaks at the moment
You see I'm in love with John, I really fancy Nick and I have been banging Martin-the-estate-agent, but this week I've been mainly bouncing up and down on my mate's dad, the beardy pipe-smoker.

It's a sordid but enjoyable business.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Hang on.
Don't punch me, I'm only asking. Is this your job or just a hobby?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# No I actually have a very dull and respectable job
this is just my incessantly screwed-up personal life

/edit/ I don't pay for my own drinks very often, mind
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Ah, right.
I was just checking- you never know, and I have no problem with ladies of the night, bless them, they tend to be lovely girls.

Bloody hell woman, that's a lot of stress.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Indeed
I'm not terribly good at life
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I find that sex with many is stressful
Unless it's all at once.

Tag team!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Oddly I recently turned down a foursome with the girl whose dad I've been doing
and two blokes

Like I say, sodding Hollyoaks
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# 'Screwed' being the operative word!


(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# no shit!
*limps away wearily*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)