My life is like bloody Hollyoaks at the moment
You see I'm in love with John, I really fancy Nick and I have been banging Martin-the-estate-agent, but this week I've been mainly bouncing up and down on my mate's dad, the beardy pipe-smoker.
It's a sordid but enjoyable business.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:20,
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It's a sordid but enjoyable business.
Hang on.
Don't punch me, I'm only asking. Is this your job or just a hobby?
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:23,
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No I actually have a very dull and respectable job
this is just my incessantly screwed-up personal life
/edit/ I don't pay for my own drinks very often, mind
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:25,
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/edit/ I don't pay for my own drinks very often, mind
Ah, right.
I was just checking- you never know, and I have no problem with ladies of the night, bless them, they tend to be lovely girls.
Bloody hell woman, that's a lot of stress.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:29,
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Bloody hell woman, that's a lot of stress.
I find that sex with many is stressful
Unless it's all at once.
Tag team!
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:37,
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Tag team!