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# A gathering of nondescript gentlemen......
....for my lil' comic thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Bagsy the one with the eye patch!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# nicely
the one on the right FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# You and your pogonophilia
*shakes head knowingly*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I've been shagging a beardy pipe-smoker all weekend
I smell funny :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Is that a euphemism for something?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# hehehe
no :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I just noticed I have a hedgehog
And I didn't change it!

My b3ta account has a mind of its own! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllp!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Scary!
what are you normally?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Speed camera
I have nothing against hedgehogs, just weird that I didn't put it there...

edit: Rectified. I'm going to keep an eye on it now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# That's a well
trained dog you have. Do you have to leave some kibble on his nightstand afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# is that whats-his-name?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Ignatius Beardy-Pipesmoker III?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# i used to go fishing with him!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
#
h t
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# He used to go fishing with Tim?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# That Tim.
He's a bad influence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I wouldn't know.
I'm not allowed to play with him :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# He sets fire to lollypop ladies.
He's not a nice boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# sounds like fun
*goes off to buy some matches*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Nah, that was Ignatius Beardy-Pipesmoker IV
They're easily mixed up
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Father Christmas?
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *makes 'only comes once a year' type joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# but he makes sure he catches all the little children of the world.
I know, I know. Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Does Father Christmas even smoke a pipe anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# He does if he knows what's good for him *shakes fist*
I have no idea- what are you asking me for anyway? you're the one that's shagging him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *Adds 'empties his sack' joke*

EDIT:
Out paedo'd by Capt wow
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *throws in 'got stuck in my chimney' joke for good measure*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# no
none of them lot
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I know, I know
*whores*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I am most intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# My life is like bloody Hollyoaks at the moment
You see I'm in love with John, I really fancy Nick and I have been banging Martin-the-estate-agent, but this week I've been mainly bouncing up and down on my mate's dad, the beardy pipe-smoker.

It's a sordid but enjoyable business.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Hang on.
Don't punch me, I'm only asking. Is this your job or just a hobby?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# No I actually have a very dull and respectable job
this is just my incessantly screwed-up personal life

/edit/ I don't pay for my own drinks very often, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Ah, right.
I was just checking- you never know, and I have no problem with ladies of the night, bless them, they tend to be lovely girls.

Bloody hell woman, that's a lot of stress.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Indeed
I'm not terribly good at life
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I find that sex with many is stressful
Unless it's all at once.

Tag team!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Oddly I recently turned down a foursome with the girl whose dad I've been doing
and two blokes

Like I say, sodding Hollyoaks
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# 'Screwed' being the operative word!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# no shit!
*limps away wearily*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Cor!
Bet they're scientists!

Woo! and 'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# You'd bet right.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Do they also have a lab under Kat's house?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Unlikely.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Is it under my house?
*hopes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# How often do you do them comics?
*is waiting for the next one* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Yay!
I want to be No. 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# please draw the nitrous-fuelled orgy that they descend into
once the absinthe kicks in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# You draw better than Tony Hart!
Woo!

I was Gonna say Buchannan, but thought better of ot!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# They're lovely, actually.
Reminds me of a game I once played, can't remember the name though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# The league of nondescript gentleman>?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I have a razor from about that date that I used to shave with yesterday.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# mmmmmm......Tetanus.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Fortunately I sterilised it thoroughly first. And used brand new blades, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# oh pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I spy a ginger pube in the background . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# ~clicks~
Ver' nice.

Think you could draw some sexy scientists for my department please? There is a distinct lack atm.
(I helped save b3ta! K1tt3n, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# is it denizen history tiem yet?

[toilet] [Teddy] [Map] [Gumball]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Second from the left
pretty hefty and distinctive scar for such a nondescript chap.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# 'ning. - *click*
The one on the right definitely my favorite.
He's got the beard, the pipe .. he gots it all.

Scars, from experiments gone bad.?
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Thats grand!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I say sir!
looks about things are about to be explained in lengthy detail via the medium of 20 minute episodes over the period of 13 years

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)