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# joey lauren adams:
squeaky-voiced irritating fuck

worse than the bird in tankgirl
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# You know when old men get all crotchetty and a bit annoyed with everything?
Are you going to buy a gun at that point?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# nope
i'm going to switch of the tv and the internet,and read books whilst listening to CDs for the rest of my life to prevent having a spontaneous aneurism
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Yes but your wee ones will be grown up
and most probably want things

And they might have wee ones, and they'll definitely want things.

(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# But that can work
When you are old you say things like "Spiderman the MOVIE!?" and "I remember 'The Third Man' - now THAT was a movie".

And then the kids groan and roll their eyes.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I'm just going to urinate in public till they leave me alone.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)