'I'm not going to see a film with such a fucking stupid name'
-Capt Wow, The Independent.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:29,
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I knew it.
That's why Gigli was crap as well (apart from it having that fat* arsed cunt in it) - shit name.
*I'm aware I have a fat arse. But at least I'm not a cunt.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:31,
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*I'm aware I have a fat arse. But at least I'm not a cunt.
gigli has got ben affleck in it, hasn't it?
i can't fucking stand him
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35,
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Yes, but he can live as Chasing Amy was actually an alright movie.
If you ask me, anyway, but I love Joey Lauren Adams and Jason Lee so much more.
He's the lesser of two big stupid evils.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:36,
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He's the lesser of two big stupid evils.
joey lauren adams:
squeaky-voiced irritating fuck
worse than the bird in tankgirl
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39,
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worse than the bird in tankgirl
You know when old men get all crotchetty and a bit annoyed with everything?
Are you going to buy a gun at that point?
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:40,
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nope
i'm going to switch of the tv and the internet,and read books whilst listening to CDs for the rest of my life to prevent having a spontaneous aneurism
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:42,
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Yes but your wee ones will be grown up
and most probably want things
And they might have wee ones, and they'll definitely want things.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:43,
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And they might have wee ones, and they'll definitely want things.
But that can work
When you are old you say things like "Spiderman the MOVIE!?" and "I remember 'The Third Man' - now THAT was a movie".
And then the kids groan and roll their eyes.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:48,
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And then the kids groan and roll their eyes.
The only reason i even acknowledge the existance of the USA
is "My Name Is Earl".
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39,
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the first Mrs Afinkawan
Didn't really believe in the existence of America either. She thought it was a marketing ploy.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:40,
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it is merely a colony of ours
let them believe that thay have their own country if it keeps them happy.
just call it "Americashire" when they aren't around.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44,
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just call it "Americashire" when they aren't around.
Hahaha
We did that to a mate's unnecessarily stereotypical yank cousin when he visited some years back.
When he was mid froth about us calling America a colony we said, "Calm down mate, no offence intended...so what is it...south canada or something?"
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47,
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When he was mid froth about us calling America a colony we said, "Calm down mate, no offence intended...so what is it...south canada or something?"
good old US of A
let them think they have their own country, and it only takes them 85 years to start a war with themselves.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:53,
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i saw him skate boarding in an old music video the other day
can't remember what band it was though
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:43,
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he used to be a proskateboarder
he is also a commited christian
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47,
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He is
a Scientologist.
Or at least, he was - maybe he isn't any more.
[EDIT] Nope, it would appear he still is.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:52,
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Or at least, he was - maybe he isn't any more.
[EDIT] Nope, it would appear he still is.
From what I hear
Scientology isn't an easy religion to quit, especially if you want to maintain a public profile.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:58,
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Some folks have done it
I believe Jerry Seinfeld flirted with it, but no longer is involved, for example.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:03,
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Fucking redemption-comedy.
Why can't they just hit each other with cars? it would be much funner.
They could call it My Name Is EAAAAARGH I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:46,
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They could call it My Name Is EAAAAARGH I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
Gronky telly.
Sounds fab.
Strictly Come Dancing WITH AN EXPLODABLE JIHAD COW
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47,
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Strictly Come Dancing WITH AN EXPLODABLE JIHAD COW
Have I got news for you? YOUR PARENTS JUST DIED!
EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH, YOU'RE ON LIVE TELEVISION!
Here's your prize of ten thousand bottles of scotch.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50,
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Here's your prize of ten thousand bottles of scotch.
Not necessarily
Being John Malkovich was ace.
Huckabees just wanted to be as good but it wasn't.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:33,
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Huckabees just wanted to be as good but it wasn't.
True dat
it was fab
and I'm all for a bit of existentialism
but as a general rule when applied to films the word tends to translate as 'up its own arse' I find
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35,
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and I'm all for a bit of existentialism
but as a general rule when applied to films the word tends to translate as 'up its own arse' I find
MALKOVICH
I love that film so much- it gave me lasting respect for Cameron Diaz.
And then she went and offended the.......Koreans? Taiwanese? One of them lot.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35,
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And then she went and offended the.......Koreans? Taiwanese? One of them lot.
You're suprised.
I do something/say something stupid and you're suprised.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:38,
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'And then she went and offended the.......Koreans? Taiwanese? One of them lot.'
?????
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39,
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She wore a bag with a maoist slogan on
And upset the.....the....not chinese.
Hang on.
EDIT- Peru.
why do they care, exactly?
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:41,
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Hang on.
EDIT- Peru.
why do they care, exactly?
i used to have a watch with mao on it
no peruvians ever complained as far as i know
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44,
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China and Peru
being such close neighbours have a long and bloody history.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44,
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They're not close neighbours!
Hang on.
Isn't Peru in South America?
I feel so stupid right now.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:45,
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Isn't Peru in South America?
I feel so stupid right now.
That's near India. (I think. Who knows? fucking hell.)
Oh my god, I'm going to a cigarette before my brain falls out.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50,
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you'd have thought so
but Peru had a problem with Maoist inspired terrorists committing genocide. You can see why they might be a bit tetchy.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50,
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Peruvians
I think it was
had something to do with the Shining Path terrorists
and Malkovich is an ace film, indeed
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39,
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had something to do with the Shining Path terrorists
and Malkovich is an ace film, indeed
She insulted the Peruvians
by carrying a bag around Machu Picchu, depicting Mao, or some other communist leader, who reminded the Peruvians of the Shininh Path, who abducted and murdered thousands of people in the country.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:00,
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I thought Being John Malkovich
was appalling. Huckabees was bad, but not as pretentious (though that's not really saying much!)
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:36,
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I stand by my long held opinion that all movies are shit.
ALL OF THEM.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35,
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there was a girl on my media studies course who hated movies
which really confused the fuck out of me
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:37,
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It's quite simple:
Sitting in silence for an hour and a half does not qualify as a social event.
Going to the movies on your own makes you a loser.
You're not "sharing an experience", you're "killing time because you're a boring fuck that can't use your own imagination".
Conversations always win, hands down. If you can't have an interesting one, it's time to take a look in the mirror.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:41,
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Going to the movies on your own makes you a loser.
You're not "sharing an experience", you're "killing time because you're a boring fuck that can't use your own imagination".
Conversations always win, hands down. If you can't have an interesting one, it's time to take a look in the mirror.
so the fact that they are by turns funny/ upsetting/ scary/ enthralling/thought-provoking/enjoyable
means nothing?
does the same apply to books?
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:54,
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does the same apply to books?
Books are personal.
Movies are apparently meant to be watched in groups.
Also, they all go on too long. Movies should be over in five minutes.
It could just be someone shouting "Ok so this protagonist just got pulled out of their comfort zone, now they're moving on to achieve glory".
For the sake of variety they could use a different person to shout it each time.
This would be much better.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:03,
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Also, they all go on too long. Movies should be over in five minutes.
It could just be someone shouting "Ok so this protagonist just got pulled out of their comfort zone, now they're moving on to achieve glory".
For the sake of variety they could use a different person to shout it each time.
This would be much better.
Fuck off.
What about that Annabel Cheung story?
Or whatever her name was.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:37,
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Or whatever her name was.
The only good movie ever made is
One of our dinosaurs is missing.
153% of the FACT.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:38,
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153% of the FACT.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
baddest movie EVER.
Even if it does have sexy Jeff in it.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39,
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Even if it does have sexy Jeff in it.
"I'm not going to watch any film with that cunt Whalberg in it"
Kroney - The Guardian
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:32,
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Or Jude Law.
Who, lets be fair, is a smarmy little wanker who needs his oh-so-indie chelsea boot inserting up his pancake-flat arse.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:34,
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I liked that film Gattaca
Jude Law was in a wheelchair. I liked to imagine that it was because of me running him over.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:36,
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That bit where he was dragging himself up the stairs
made me laugh a lot.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39,
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He gets his head smashed in by an oar-wielding Matt Damon in Talented Mr Ripley.
It's grand.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:38,
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Archie posted a
blue peter pic. Several board members fwapped over the Huqster. A bandwagon is about to ensue.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:30,
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It's true *sobs*
it's all true! I do love it! I'm a slaaaag!
*sobs*
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:58,
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*sobs*
I've only seen her once or twice
but she seems nice enough, yes
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:31,
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She's
hot and looks innocent and easily corruptable. Plus she has lovely knockers.
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