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# She was sitting on my chest at the time
That cat has domination issues
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)
# You mean you couldn't get a picture of her...
sitting on Spazzcat's chest?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Only one thing sits on Spazzcat's chest, Sir
and that is the weight of her overwhelming love FOR ME
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# ah, erm, uh...


/slides out the back door keeping an eye on BWTB....

"didn't mean anything by that, sir!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)
# they all do!
usually i'm right alongside the whole "evil" thing, but cats are freaky. kittens are cute, but they grow into evil cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Much like the female of the species

Makes one wonder...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)
# i may be female,
i may be evil, i may even be cute, but i'm certainly not a cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)
# No?
Not even for a little scratch behind the ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# well....
i have been known to purr...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)