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# christ on a boat
that's agressively num

*9*9*9*
'your number is [number]'
'Service please?'
'FIRE!!!!'
'fire bridgade'
'OMG I'm on fucking fire!!'

is the normal course of events
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# My dad was a 999 operator for a bit.
He said most people are mentalists, and old ladies love to call and ask for the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# haha!!
'emergencey services'
'will you be my friend?'
*dial tone*
darn.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# would have to write about that on emospace
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# some southern police force released a few tape recordings
was quite.. fuckery

but anyone who works with the public via the phone probably has endless stories of total and utter nutcases phoning pretty much on a daily/hourly/minutely basis

:D

world's full of nutters innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# and b3ta is an island of sanity
in an ocean of madness....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# actually it is
for the most part

aside from the nutters who think they know better than everyone else

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Like me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)