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(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# wow homer's hot
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
yes he is!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# homererotica!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# if that's anything like peterotica, i'm in!!
Oh god, you should have seen this one hot chick.
She was totally Italian...
or maybe some kind of Spanish.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
#
and "she" was called peter?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# I knew a girl in London called "peter".
she was very sweet, but prone to outbursts of "for fuck's sake, no I'm not a man, it's just a name you cunts." every now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# a "girl"
/joke wearing thin fast blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# yes, real girl.
A friend of mine was given the opportunity to check once.*

*yes, I know 'she' could have been a really convincing post-op, but if you'd gone to that much trouble I think you'd have changed your name too
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# to the hindenpeter
to investigate
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# HOW CAN YOU AFFORD ALL THESE THINGS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# high fives = freshly printed fivers drying on a pulley?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# On a pulley?
Not on a rope on said pulley?

/haven't pedented for aaaages blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# we have an apparatus for drying clothes in this country
it's called a pulley

stick your pedantry, cos you're WRONG!

edit: www.naturalcollection.com/images/newproducts/11099-00.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Fair cop!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# *oh yes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# from the hair on your arms, I'm guessing you must be Italian...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Gah! You are right.
I couldn't place where I got this from, but homer does a similar thing in the SImpsons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# hello operator?
give me the number for 911

ooh you little plagiarist!

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Not blonde enough
woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I suspect
that this happens, frequently

I'm not sure if it's worse than a guy phoning up the police because his wife didn't make his dinner though

hmm, maybe, it's not as bad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Some bint somewhere, rang her mother to ask her to ring 999,
coz her (the bint's) house was on fire!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# christ on a boat
that's agressively num

*9*9*9*
"your number is [number]"
"Service please?"
"FIRE!!!!"
"fire bridgade"
"OMG I'm on fucking fire!!"

is the normal course of events
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# My dad was a 999 operator for a bit.
He said most people are mentalists, and old ladies love to call and ask for the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# haha!!
'emergencey services'
'will you be my friend?'
*dial tone*
darn.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# would have to write about that on emospace
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# some southern police force released a few tape recordings
was quite.. fuckery

but anyone who works with the public via the phone probably has endless stories of total and utter nutcases phoning pretty much on a daily/hourly/minutely basis

:D

world's full of nutters innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# and b3ta is an island of sanity
in an ocean of madness....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# actually it is
for the most part

aside from the nutters who think they know better than everyone else

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Like me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# there should be a special task force
charged with going round to these types of peoples houses and beating sense into them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# they probably turn up and over a nice cup of tea
beat the fucking shit out of them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# hello, yes, ambulance please
a man of the telly has fallen over, please send it directly to coronation street.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# pfff
what's the number for 118 118?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Yes. This.
"Hello 118118, can I have the number for a good directory enquiries service please?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Phone the police if the oporator doesn't give out the number
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Heh!
And another semi-related pea...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# ha ha arf
top stuff prof
and good 'nings to you
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Good 'nings matey.
Are you well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# I am indeed
just nipping to the shops back in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# haha!!
thats like that picture someone did of the board meeting where the boss is saying
'i want that report on my desk by 4.00'
and then he's reading a piece of paper saying desk: 4 legs, 3 drawers, brown
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# she looks like her boss has just got his cock out
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# and it was good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# grand
would have *click*ed if he could
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)