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# OH, YOU SHOULD BE.
ALSO, THE BREWERY THAT USED TO OWN MY COMPANY JUST WROTE OFF A BUNCH OF STOCK.

I AM VERY DRUNK FROM VERY EXPENSIVE WINE THAT I BOUGHT FOR VERY CHEAP. THIS, I AM REALISING, IS THE BEST KIND OF DRUNK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# You win all today.
I am jealous. And am now considering craking open the leftover jack daniels I didnt drink on saturday.

AT THIS HOUR.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# 2:15 is a good time to get pissed.
Especially if there is a nearby park with some grass to lie on and look at the sky spinning around.

Unless the grass is wet and there is no blue sky.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# May I remind you that this is England.
It is dull and overcast, with the ever-present threat of rain.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# You need a TANNING SALON!
Do they allow booze in those places?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I know people who own one
I'll ask them for a favour...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Get them to paint the ceiling sky blue
and lay some astroturf. They'll be onto a genuine money-maker.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# ...they actually would.
No smoking though.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)