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# This was most probably
funnier in my head...

(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# office lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# but was it genuine?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# virtually no image in b3ta has ever actually made me laugh out loud.
At most I chuckle to myself.

The only image I can remember that made me laugh so loud that my mate in the next office heard me, was GMOS's Simon Weston Health Grill pic
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# So good he put his face on it?
=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# haha
it's making me laugh just thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# GMOS's 'shit! i'ma snake!' is another lol classic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# The biggest out-loud laugh I remember is the Budz Bar thread =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# linky?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# i think the only image i laughed loud at
was the george foreman cunt puncher one.

i've sniggered quietly at quite a few though.

the things captain wow writes makes me laugh more than the pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# I laughed at that one for about half an hour solid
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Some of Stick Figure Ninja's series made me nearly poo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# it brings a smile for sure
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Mine was
Coringtons 'Squeezing my head into a glass'
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# this was real
i only ever write lol if i actually lol (or at least snort)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Same here
A genuine office lol is if I laugh to the point where I get funny looks from the guys
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I feel quite pround no
that I made you look like an office freak!
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Did I genuinely officely lol at yours?
I don't remember
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# do it
do it now or else JonTannerTheTickleMonster will visit your office and then as well as thinking you're weird for loling your office mates will also think you are weird because i bummed you in to submission...
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Oooh, a challenge!
*refuses to lol*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Jesus... what do I do now?
(I'm not a religeous man.... I'm not really asking the dude with the holes in his palms what to do... it was more of a "Holy crap" what do i do)

How far away is your damned office dammit?!
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# When people put lol
in their posts, it still conjours up the image of people with their heads lolling about, as if stunned, as opposed to actually laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# That's what I'm doing
when I type lol.

I thought it's what everybody meant. I can't think what it means if it doesn't mean that.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# 'lots of love'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Lilliputians On Listerine
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# It makes me think of this chap

Which is kinda ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
#
tollhurst?
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# that's the chap
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# If I've been showing a mate the front page, we've generally shared a laugh,
but I don't usually laugh on my own.

Still "I'm smiling a bit at that" doesn't have the same kind of effect.

I think "haha" is a happy compromise.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# *genuine office loll*


(*falls off chair under desk*)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
#
*laughs ass off*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# *picks up mugatu's ass*
*turns it into an arse*
*sews it back on*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# How do you turn an ass into an arse?
Do you feed it tea and biscuits and make it wear a spiffing bowler* hat?


* A boweler hat, if you will...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Insertion of cellulite and diet of fortune cookies
Then give it a croissant
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# *makes notes*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# *roffles Mao*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# A cross between Chairman Mao and Leslie Phillips
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Mr TOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# This made me chuckle
despite myself.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# THEY AINT PUTTIN ME ON NO WANG, FOO!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Mr T is the bawls

That is all

(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# what kind of job are you after?
/just back from lunch blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# handjob... blowjob... i'm not fussy.
*flutters eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Hehe.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# ten bob a job ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I am overcome
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# with emulsion?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# GLOSS
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# show off
*shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I cant help it if I'm naturally stylish.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# stylish?
stylish!
STYLISH?

i wouldn't call dungarees stylish
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha you utter cunt
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# you say that
but i know you love me!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Anything either in kiddy, or that I can work from home for.
I'm thinking about moving into the selling-used-pants market
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *sends a vintage pair to get you started*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# nobody wants to buy BOYS pants.
Ewwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# jeez
make an effort!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *squeezes*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# going for the "used pants with skiddies on" market?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# 'evenin miss!
How's it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Ello treacle!
I'm grand ta, hows thee?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# SPECTACULARRRRRRR.
Seven Rs. COUNT THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Fuck!
Thats more spectacularrrr than Graham Coxon. I'm impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# OH, YOU SHOULD BE.
ALSO, THE BREWERY THAT USED TO OWN MY COMPANY JUST WROTE OFF A BUNCH OF STOCK.

I AM VERY DRUNK FROM VERY EXPENSIVE WINE THAT I BOUGHT FOR VERY CHEAP. THIS, I AM REALISING, IS THE BEST KIND OF DRUNK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# You win all today.
I am jealous. And am now considering craking open the leftover jack daniels I didnt drink on saturday.

AT THIS HOUR.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# 2:15 is a good time to get pissed.
Especially if there is a nearby park with some grass to lie on and look at the sky spinning around.

Unless the grass is wet and there is no blue sky.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# May I remind you that this is England.
It is dull and overcast, with the ever-present threat of rain.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# You need a TANNING SALON!
Do they allow booze in those places?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I know people who own one
I'll ask them for a favour...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Get them to paint the ceiling sky blue
and lay some astroturf. They'll be onto a genuine money-maker.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# ...they actually would.
No smoking though.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha, ace =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# *drinks milk*

Pfffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!

argh, salty!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# think of the calcium!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I carried on my research and found an interesting picture of lady bits...


(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# He is one indeed
My favourite one of his was all that guff about the baby being born in silence. I have mental images of Katie thingy-majig grabbing him by the balls during labour and telling him not to make a sound as she pulled them off...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I like the way this makes him look like
he's wearing a Scientology (why did I use caps for that... it makes it look like I recognise the weirdos as a real religeon or something) hat with horns...
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# OK then.
(MadGutters Now what?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)