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# The top of your head is missing.

I should be worried about that if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# I was more worried about my massive nose
Which, I assure you, is not that massive in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# My nose appears massive in photos
but it is pretty impressive in real like also.

Embrace the nose- I've always found than men with big noses have other largeness about their person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# .... but
I'm a lady!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Well then just think of the penis you could have had.
So sorry m'dear, it's hard to tell from a tiny photo of half your head. ;-)

*checks profile* oh you are a lady! Nice specs...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Specsavers;
Height of fashion, don'tcha know!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# It's where I got mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# *blows nose on bed sheet*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)