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# You are poor
AICMFPence
edit: *copies serial number and reports as stolen*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Wouldn't work
They'd know you'd never have that much money!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# And that ladies and gentlemen is the end of the show
#bring me sunshine, in your smile#
#bring me laughter, all the while#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I got groped and propositioned
By a dirty old Egyptian gut today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Hahaha
My stick on moustache works wonders
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I was lamenting the new smoking ban having a ciggy in my doorway.
The guy comes up to me (the sort that uses oil on their hair), put his arm round me and asked if I knew any massage parlours.

So I got everyone in the street attention and asked them if they knew or if they'd like to be groped by him too.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# blimey
If you call that a grope and a proposition, wait till we meet next time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# I said you'd unlikely to ever have a twenty quid note remember:P
Anyway way I know what you went to Northampton for.

*nudge nudge*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I'm all the rich, baby
I spend 200+ quid on b3ta bashes :P

edit: Northampton?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Yeah?
You know the price of the hostel has gone up?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# bugger
*shot in the foot by lies* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Stop hanging around outside Harrods, then.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)