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# That was for my 2nd b3ta birthday
I was a bit late, hence the 'and a bit'.


Looking through my photbucket leads me to deduce that:
a) I post a lot of crap
b) I like bright yellow an awful lot.
c) I have far too much time on my hands.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)
# All I know is, an eyeball wearing a Fez is never a bad thing..
Unless you've just given birth to one.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 3:36, archived)
# That's Paul, is that
And I gave birth to him only in the sense that he came from my head.

Kinda like zeus and athena, but uh, I don't have any special smiting powers, or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 3:40, archived)
# How about her weraing a fezant with a blinky eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 3:48, archived)
# it could be worse.
you could have bright yellow crap on your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 3:36, archived)
# The less said about crap on my hands, the better.
I work in a mentals home, and this morning was a veritable shitfest D:
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)
# i'm going to get a job in food services.
feed them all a steady diet of turmeric, that'll make the shit yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 3:40, archived)
# Ugh!
The idea of yellow poo at 4 in the morning has never seemed less appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 3:42, archived)
# exactly when would it be more appealing?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Um...
You make a good point there.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)
# i'm known for my points.
i used to file them down when i was young, but now i sharpen them and impale the unsuspecting.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 4:04, archived)