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# Space Designs! Why don't they just get the message and fuck off!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# had some sales guy ring up the other day, trying to sell me a CARPET.
"Does it feel nice? Oh, I'll take a roll"

Why the fuck would I buy a carpet I've never seen over the phone?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# If they can do the mail-order Russian brides
I'm sure there's got to be a market for carpets by phone.

After all, blind people buy them sight-unseen all the time, don't they?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# yeah, but I bet they know the taste of carpet before buying it :D
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# are you suggesting that all blind people are lesbians?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Helen Keller was :D
She didn't know though.....
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)