I think they're quite angry little pixies in my womb.Either way, they don't half like to cause me pain for two weeks out of the four.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:06,
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Perhaps leave them some fancy but less pointy little silken outfits.Oh and little tiny pipes and pixieweed. For fun you could wrap them in little boxes and hide them in amongst the mystical pubic regions. That should cheer them up.
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:09,
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I could buy a douche.It'd be like a waterpark for them.
(I'm so, so sorry for that mental image)
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:11,
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That could work.However if your womb pixies still aren't happy maybe just stick a lizard in there. They'll think they've ended up in Jurassic park and high tail it out of there. For added fun you can then stick fly paper over the magical lady cave to catch them and hopefully the lizard that should chase them out.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:14,
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