Harry and the Dark Lord Voldemort are having a fight in a huge castle in the clouds, their light-sabers I mean wands are clashing in eh darkness, the fight is fierce and the Dark Lord Voldemort cut of Harry’s hand and he drops his light-saber I mean wand (sorry about that) and crawls to the edge of a high parapet. While the fight is going on Princess Leah, sorry I mean Hermione – who is Harry’s sister, not that either of them realize yet – is with Ron Solo who has just been frozen in crystal and is being taken away by a bounty hunter….. As Harry hangs on the parapet the Dark Lord Voldemort holds his hand out to him and asks him to stand by his side and they will become the strongest force in the universe and Harry says “no” and tells the Darth Lord Voldemort that he killed his father and the Dark Lord Voldemort says:-
“Luke, I mean Harry, I am your father……..”
And everyone who reads the book will say “Wow! What a surprise that was, I would never have guessed that was going to happen, what an original idea that was, I wonder where she got the idea from….” And in a turn of incredible irony George Lucas will be asked to direct the last film..
And if the book doesn’t end this way it is because J. R. R. Rowling changed her mind, you may find that the book ends with Harry finding a gold ring in a cave and when he puts it on he becomes invisible and that starts the rise of the Dark Lord Voldemort in his tower near mount doom….ummmm! That sounds familiar, where have I heard that before? Oh! Yes, it is the plot for Star Wars….Perhaps then Harry and Hermione and Ron will be asked by an old man to go with them in a yellow submarine to Pepper Land to save the world from the blue meanies, and they do so by singing songs from the sities….ummmm! That sounds familiar, of course that was the plot for Lord of the Rings….
(“Luke, I mean Harry, I am your father……..”
And everyone who reads the book will say “Wow! What a surprise that was, I would never have guessed that was going to happen, what an original idea that was, I wonder where she got the idea from….” And in a turn of incredible irony George Lucas will be asked to direct the last film..
And if the book doesn’t end this way it is because J. R. R. Rowling changed her mind, you may find that the book ends with Harry finding a gold ring in a cave and when he puts it on he becomes invisible and that starts the rise of the Dark Lord Voldemort in his tower near mount doom….ummmm! That sounds familiar, where have I heard that before? Oh! Yes, it is the plot for Star Wars….Perhaps then Harry and Hermione and Ron will be asked by an old man to go with them in a yellow submarine to Pepper Land to save the world from the blue meanies, and they do so by singing songs from the sities….ummmm! That sounds familiar, of course that was the plot for Lord of the Rings….
mikenco,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:50,
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There were more gogo dancers in my versionAnd a couple of Austin Allegros.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:51,
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