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# **Spoilers**
(pirateneddy, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# The fact that it is overhyped spoils it.
They aint bad books, but they aren't Jennings or Artemis Fowl either.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Bloody hell, I haven't read Jennings in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# I want them all now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# *Remembers Derbyshire fondly*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# My brother stole them all
I might demand them back.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# I do too, now.
I want a complete set of the Johnny Red Hat etcs for my kids too. When I have them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Haha for a minute there I thought you meant my local ale Jennings
either way fucking right.
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
Qualitat.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# That's lully
But I just finished the book:P

'ning b3ta this is why I've been shirking my b3terage today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# You are a git
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Well I could hardly read until I was 14
Once I got the hang of it I couldn't be arsed to stop:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Can you give me a summary?
I can't even be bothered to watch the film
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Yes
The butler did it, then he woke up to discover that her was actually an accountant from Woking.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Is it true Ron and Hermione have sex?
If so, can you quote that passage?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# No
But I'm fairly sure Harry and Ginny would have if Ron hadn't have stormed in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Quote me that bit then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# OK
'Oh Harry. Is that a wand in your pocket or you just pleased to see me?'
'Oh' Ginny'
'Oh Harry''Oh' Ginny'
'Oh Harry''Oh' Ginny'
'Oh Harry''Oh' Ginny'
'Oh Harry''Oh' Ginny'
'Oh Harry''Oh' Ginny'
'Oh Harry'
'Anyone want a cuppa?'
'Aaaaw mum!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# You lie.
Come on, I can't be bothered to read the rest of it, I just want the naughty bits.

Like most books I read. IT was made much better by Beverley's sex life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I'm surry
But I'm fairly sure the JK didn't do any Mills and Boon:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Blech, I don't read that.
*bops to Pet Shop Boys*

I'm so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
#
When he grows up, I bet Harry proposes that Hermione shares in his 'cupboard' fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# No but in the Epilog he is married
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Well he may have decided to take a weekend off
And go down to Slimelights.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# I can imagine that.
single sex dorms and now he has to deal with unisex toilets...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Well you're unisex:P
Didn't hear Harry moaning about the Bacon sarnies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
#
Harry and the Dark Lord Voldemort are having a fight in a huge castle in the clouds, their light-sabers I mean wands are clashing in eh darkness, the fight is fierce and the Dark Lord Voldemort cut of Harry’s hand and he drops his light-saber I mean wand (sorry about that) and crawls to the edge of a high parapet. While the fight is going on Princess Leah, sorry I mean Hermione – who is Harry’s sister, not that either of them realize yet – is with Ron Solo who has just been frozen in crystal and is being taken away by a bounty hunter….. As Harry hangs on the parapet the Dark Lord Voldemort holds his hand out to him and asks him to stand by his side and they will become the strongest force in the universe and Harry says “no” and tells the Darth Lord Voldemort that he killed his father and the Dark Lord Voldemort says:-



“Luke, I mean Harry, I am your father……..”





And everyone who reads the book will say “Wow! What a surprise that was, I would never have guessed that was going to happen, what an original idea that was, I wonder where she got the idea from….” And in a turn of incredible irony George Lucas will be asked to direct the last film..



And if the book doesn’t end this way it is because J. R. R. Rowling changed her mind, you may find that the book ends with Harry finding a gold ring in a cave and when he puts it on he becomes invisible and that starts the rise of the Dark Lord Voldemort in his tower near mount doom….ummmm! That sounds familiar, where have I heard that before? Oh! Yes, it is the plot for Star Wars….Perhaps then Harry and Hermione and Ron will be asked by an old man to go with them in a yellow submarine to Pepper Land to save the world from the blue meanies, and they do so by singing songs from the sities….ummmm! That sounds familiar, of course that was the plot for Lord of the Rings….



(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# There were more gogo dancers in my version
And a couple of Austin Allegros.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
#
The world needs more less Austin Allegros.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# 'tis fine drawage
and the cocks conform to regulations too
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Yikes! I wasn't aware there were regulations.
Is this the E.U. or Gordon Brown gone mad with his new found power?
(pirateneddy, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# you have correctly drawn 3 pubes per bollock
i believe it was first set out by god in a dream to st francis of assisi
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# so how does potter die anyways
can somebody tell me the end and spoil the whole book, please
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# fatal figleytobis imbalance
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# his skag was cut with toilet duck
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)