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# I talk like people's grandmas, so I find it hard to be sexy.
Case in point- manwife getting ready to go out yersterday.

Me, his wife, the woman he sexes: 'Ooooh, don't you look handsome!'
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Did you pinch his cheek
and give him a toffee?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# No, I believe I carried on smoking.
I can't do long shows of excitement.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)