I talk like people's grandmas, so I find it hard to be sexy.
Case in point- manwife getting ready to go out yersterday.
Me, his wife, the woman he sexes: 'Ooooh, don't you look handsome!'
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:38,
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Did you pinch his cheek
and give him a toffee?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40,
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No, I believe I carried on smoking.
I can't do long shows of excitement.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42,
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