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# Fear the wrath of manspider!

Slightly scarier than in BURNT FACE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# :D
That's brilliant. Do more of them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Any ideas?
Scorpion Gent?
Flamingo Lass?
The Deadened Whore Crutch of Huff And Poof?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# I meant like a whole army of heads with legs where their chins and necks should be
Like a huge poster-sized image of them swarming around, with one gigantic legged-headman surveying the scene as commander.

Or, yeah, a scorpion gent is fine too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# That may take a wee while
The poster sized image....you'd need...ooh at least fifty of them. And drawing one takes quite a while...

Nice idea though...
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Maybe not so much a poster sized image then.
Whatever size has a good mixture of headswarminess and time/effort to produce :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# I am in fear
Ace! I love your stuffs, they're always so eerie
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Ta!
What, even the ones with chicks with hats in boats?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Theyre the most sinister of all
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
I love him.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Arg! *fears*
Gah, I'm watching BBC News. The last 30 mins has been on the floods. They are scraping the barrel a bit now..'and here are some cows escaping the puddles'

Is there no other news!?
(Northern Lovely, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# too few eyes and too many legs
otherwise its fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
#
Listen carefully, spider of destiny
You must heed the call of cosmo-biology
Listen to me

If you eat the earthlings now
things will all be fine and then
we'll repair our love somehow
and resume the busy schedule of our ruthless conquest once again

Listen carefully, spider of destiny
I will not allow this marvelous opportunity to be taken from me
Taken from me...

Eat the earth people, eat them and chew them and brutally
stomp on the rest of what's left and then report to me
for the conquest of earth and the moon and the stars
and the space in between, all the comets and stars will be ours

Eat the earth people, eat them and chew them and brutally
stomp on the rest of what's left...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Yay!
 
Animate the bugger..

reminds me of Lexx for some reason.
deRIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)