my friends and i used to joke about 'The Great American Challenge'
which wasn't so much a dildo as a 3 ft tall organ-puncturing pole... which I wish I was making up
though that has nothing on your pic... :-P
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AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:40,
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In the school workshops we had some metal spike things
About 3" diameter and rounded on the top, they were for bashing metal around I think.
My friend chalked "Fister 3000" on the side of one of them.
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thistle,
Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:46,
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