b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » New Uses For Old Monuments » Message 7442177

[challenge entry] The Eiffel Tower could be used for giant onanist pleasures

From the New Uses For Old Monuments challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# fucking hell
she could have the 50ft woman for breakfast!
(, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Why yes, yes it could!
hahahaha!
(, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Im sure it would hurt a bit though,
I imagine anyways
(, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# aaaaarrgh
i can't really tell if she likes it though!
(, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# she's loving it as am i.
i'm assuming she's also french.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# my friends and i used to joke about "The Great American Challenge"
which wasn't so much a dildo as a 3 ft tall organ-puncturing pole... which I wish I was making up



though that has nothing on your pic... :-P
(, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# In the school workshops we had some metal spike things
About 3" diameter and rounded on the top, they were for bashing metal around I think.

My friend chalked "Fister 3000" on the side of one of them.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# O.o blimey
(, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)