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# remind me never to stay at your place
and fall asleep drunk. 'ning.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Why?
You need to be sober to be tea bagged?:P

EDIT: Argh dilemma. I'm meant to be here to look after all guests but I've got one here at the moment that I fancy the pants off!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# If I wake, I bite.
your choice ;)

Edit:// shag him you daft bastard ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Well I thought it was the guest
That were meant to leave a tip:P
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# lol
"suprise DNA tiem!"

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Yeah we call them
Bacon sandwiches here:P
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Her!
She looks a the brunette from Farscape. Get on like house of fire as well. Pretty sure she's not interested though.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# sweet.
Like I said, shag him ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# HAHAHA


But I think cuter. With a stupidly sexy lisp as well.:D

EDIT: Except less polished and sans make up, which makes her even cuter in my eyes.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# *spluffs*
*spluffs*
*spurts air*
*spurts blood*
*spurts kidneys*
*reaches point of no return*
*passes point of no return*
*goes back to point of no return*
*gets confused*
*spluffs*
*dies*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Yeah
And first woman that I've been interested in since I split up with the Ex 6 months ago!

I'm really turning up the RG charm!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# it'll all end in tears
or spluffing

or both

who knows :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# calm down
she has a head like a bronze age hatchet and is an aussie. They are ok after you have fucked them a couple of times but 6 months down the line when they are kicked out of their pub job and flat for stealing they STILL think you owe them. Fuck off home and earn a living.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I shall get photo later
Damn I find her so cute. But yeah first time I've felt I've felt I could be interested in someone for a long time.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Then you need to go back to jail.
silly crown prosecution service, Riverghost is not fixed ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# that's because they are all ex prisoners innit
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Woo for Farscape
I fecking loved it, then it got weird and a bit shit.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)