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# thus making switzerland the safest country in the world :D
with no problems of domestic violence or family shootings :D

or something :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# The swiss army invaded
Lichtenstein about 2 months ago, completely by accident. They were on excercise and just wandered a couple of miles over the border before they noticed. Not so bad, but they'd only have had to go another couple of miles to invade Austria as well, all in one afternoon :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# We invaded Spain by accident last year
landed on a beach we thought was Gibralter and established a beach head.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# didn't the americans invade sweden by mistake a bit ago?
swedes told them not to worry about it tho, or something
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# those crazy swedes
they were probably too busy making sure all the furniture had 1 critical part missing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# I hope you did it proper-like
and raised a flag and everything?
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# We as in the British Army, not as in Manley and his chums.
but they did secure the beach and then were greeted by two (thankfully) level headed policemen who explained the situation and told them to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# great stuff :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# your Lieutenant/captain
is a thick cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# last year??
taht means we invaded spain *again*

does this happen every 5 minutes or what? :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)
# It's been a while but I remeber the swamp
jockeys turned up at La Linea in 2004 some time. Thick cunts. This is why I endorse warfare from 5 miles away, at least if you miss you only kill foreigners and after all, its five fucking miles away officer!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# maybe this is really a running joke
that someone somewhere gets

but I don't :)

invading spain that is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)