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# In the basment of my appartment

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The law over here says that every building built has to have a bomb shelter in the basement, so there are whacking great concrete doors and air vent shafts etc all over the shop. This is an escape hatch down an oval tunnel halfway up a wall in the basement and is my current desktop, so I thought I'd share it with you lovely people.
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# and how does it make you feel?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# All of teh sexeh
and slightly affeared :oS
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# all of the sexy you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hMrY8jysdg
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Hmmmm
*resists*
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# futile
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# true :o(
Yay Queen! :O)

*relieved it isn't goatse / deagostini*
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I don;t play those games




much
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# good-oh :o)
*trusts*
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Why am I looking at your hole?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# you're googling goatse again
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Again!
It's my homepage!
Not really,Tubgirl is my homepage, nah I mean meatspin.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# make your damn mind up
you sick bastard.



sick bastard B3tan
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# DON'T USE THE SHOWERS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# ..
*mumbles something about getting through a whole box of kleenex during "schindlers List" because of the shower scene...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# you must live in a fun place
if they think you are going to get the shit bombed out of you

or do they have an attitude of "haha, suckers, they got bomb shelters, but we got the real ones all to ourselves"

or what?

I'm tired and if I'm not making sense I don't know how to finish this sentence so I'll stop.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# s'called
Switzerland. Bloody weird lot.
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# ahhhh
that explains it

probably want folk to duck when they fire the fucking insane amount of guns they got should anyone be suicidal enough to invade :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# it's the compulsory national service
that does it.

That and they keep their rifle when they leave :oS
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# thus making switzerland the safest country in the world :D
with no problems of domestic violence or family shootings :D

or something :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# The swiss army invaded
Lichtenstein about 2 months ago, completely by accident. They were on excercise and just wandered a couple of miles over the border before they noticed. Not so bad, but they'd only have had to go another couple of miles to invade Austria as well, all in one afternoon :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# We invaded Spain by accident last year
landed on a beach we thought was Gibralter and established a beach head.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# didn't the americans invade sweden by mistake a bit ago?
swedes told them not to worry about it tho, or something
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# those crazy swedes
they were probably too busy making sure all the furniture had 1 critical part missing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# I hope you did it proper-like
and raised a flag and everything?
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# We as in the British Army, not as in Manley and his chums.
but they did secure the beach and then were greeted by two (thankfully) level headed policemen who explained the situation and told them to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# great stuff :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# your Lieutenant/captain
is a thick cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# last year??
taht means we invaded spain *again*

does this happen every 5 minutes or what? :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)
# It's been a while but I remeber the swamp
jockeys turned up at La Linea in 2004 some time. Thick cunts. This is why I endorse warfare from 5 miles away, at least if you miss you only kill foreigners and after all, its five fucking miles away officer!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# maybe this is really a running joke
that someone somewhere gets

but I don't :)

invading spain that is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Bigger reserve force than the bleeden' Russian army.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Hey there!
I would have asked!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Even though it's not shopped
I like this :)

Desktopped.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# why thankee
kindly :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# I WANT A BOMBSHELTER!!
/veruka salt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# *opens window


/stinking feet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# When I was in Berlin I got tear gassed in a cellar
and we had one grenade down the escape hatch and one down the stairs.

We shut ourselves in the shelter, but eventually the CS got to be too bad and we had to make the decision to break out through the far worse exits, where the heavy gas had collected.

I cried for about 6 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# i think we've all experienced that
at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# The escape hatch reminded me.
Hippy B3taday, you fucking wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# hahaha :)
thanks, you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# blimey
when was that?

Are you actually 96 and fought in WWII?
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# In 1989
There was a big hoo-ha about some wall or something and the Koreans and Vietnamese went nuts.

Never really worked out why the Koreans and Vietnamese even cared, but they hated the Easterners
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# The eastenders?
It'll be that foul-mouthed pauline fowler, she'll have said something about their mums or summat.
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# She really was a cunt.
Is she still in it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I have no idea
haven't watched it since I used to have dinner at my nan's house after school sometime in the early nineties :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I got tear gassed in Warrington
in a night club. Myself and 9 army buddies were in town. The comedian that did that had a very bad night.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# You found him?
This was not a prank though, but the police. Scared the shit out of me. I was just moving out into the stairwell when what, to me at the time, appeared to be a frag grenade came clattering its way down the steps.

Fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# yep. He went the way of the fire escape
which set the alarms off before the gas hit, place was owned by my mate so we did the friendly thing and "what the fuck are you up to?" grabbed him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# CS3 Professional is a nice package
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Not tried it,
I am running CS2 (The suite)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# then there was a monkey at the door shouting LIES!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Remember Desmond - 4 8 15 16 23 42 *Enter*
For now. Imagine this...

www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/a68069/robbie-to-star-in-new-star-trek-movie.html
(Woody999, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Oh dear god no!
Can't somebody please just shoot the agravating, arrogant tosser? Please?
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# haha
I'm a builder who has worked all over your puny world and I've only ever built one bunker. Show me your building regs and I'll hesitate before calling you a fibber.

Edit:/ Plus I'm coming to Geneva at the Le Richmond to finalise our refurbs soon. I'll look you up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# OK, maybe not actual law
but they're everywhere and people are still building them.

According to this there were a quarter of a million bomb shelters in Switzerland in 2001, which aint bad.
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# My builders were suspiciously slow today.
I am becoming annoyed as I am fast running out of funds.

That is, I am now paying the builders with the money I borrowed to buy furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I'll get back to you on your recent enquiry
I might even come and stay for a week if invited. See what I can sort for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)
# I've dragged the Belfast out.
I am getting very edgy at the moment about the money I have spent - I rather fancy it may well amount to more than I have and 5 people have been made redundant or 'had their resignations accepted' of late, so I might go and get some rounds of Douglas planked and cook on a petrol stove for a month or two.

I've managed to salvage 4 planks from a rotting tree as well, which are disease ridden and thus have excellent patterns - I might try and build a frame for the sink next week.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# seriously, let's chat about that
and your timber will keep, the more seasoned the better.
If I get involved in any way I'll not be expecting remuneration, a beer might be nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Giger seems less mysterious by the decade.
Still brilliant, though.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)