not really ham
more of a re-processed gammon or bacon derivative!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 29 Jul 2007, 1:13,
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it is carved from purest slices
of bernard matthews himself (none of your turkey imitations)
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Sun 29 Jul 2007, 1:15,
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