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# GIVE ME YOUR HAM!


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(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# ham?
well, if we're talking recent ham, have this from last week's compo
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# not really ham
more of a re-processed gammon or bacon derivative!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# it is carved from purest slices
of bernard matthews himself (none of your turkey imitations)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)
# good grief
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# The Sheik loves his ham
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# SHEIK IT BABY!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# He's sheiking for some pork!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# i'm listening to blue monday
and he's exactly in time
[edit: no, he's a touch too fast. still looks good though]
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# SHEIK'SKA-BOB!
PORK ON A STICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 1:25, archived)
# It's juicy! it's delicious! AND it's Hallal!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Sheik Yerbouti!


*with apologies to Frank Zappa
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)