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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Explain?
o_O
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:25, archived)
# OBVIOUSLY
'There once was a man with a cap,
Who's phone could not access WAP,
he had a few soups,
the watery gloops,
And they sat above him in a picture that didn't really explain itself too well.'
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Wooooo
gIGGLE
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# I think I recognise Michael Stipe
but not the song. One assumes it involves soups, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Michael Stipe likes croutons?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:37, archived)
# a bit obscure* perhaps
Google the lyrics to "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite"

*or a shit picture, you decide ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:38, archived)
# R.E.M. - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight
Baby, instant soup doesn't really grab me.
Today I need something more sub-sub-sub-substantial.
A can of beans or blackeyed peas, some Nescafe and ice,
a candy bar, a falling star, or a reading of Doctor Seuss;
(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:38, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:38, archived)
# good one
keep going, try to ignore the fuckwits and you'll do well!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:50, archived)