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# aren't we all hungry for that!
that's what separates us from the animals!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# and here was me
thinking it was my inability to lick my own arse that separated us.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# try harder!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# i'm double jointed
so i can get my feet behind my head, but my neck just won't stretch that far! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# hmm
dunno what to suggest

a long straw maybe?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Tongue weights
You have to use them while sitting at your desk. They stretch your tongue over a period of time.

Expect to be licking the pubic are within the month, upper perinium inside of 3 months, and full anal tongueing by christmas.
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