Can I just say.......I HATE BT!
I have found out what those bastards are up to!
Now that I know what their game is, they have decided to fck me over on my ADSL connection.
And seeing as I getting into the mood to write an essay, i am going to tell you the story about how BT is ACTUALY run!
So boys and girls gather round...here goes...
BT is actually run by 5 people, who sit in a tiny office, 20 floors underneath the BT tower in central London.
Now when you ring them up, if any of those bastards are busy chatting to 'Brad' there surfer boyfriend or jacking off to a sex line, or maybe the occasional mental customer, you immediately get transferred through to the:
'BT LABERYNTH OF ENDLESS AUTOMATED FUCK YOU OFF PHONE SYSTEM'
If you DO get through, its a miracle, and if your thinking that i am wrong about the 5 people, coz you have spoken to an Irishman/woman, Scotsman/woman, Welshman/woman or Englishman/woman YOUR wrong, what they have is a sophisticated voice sound changing thing, (similar to the voice changing thing they have in Mission Impossible 2), they log every call you make and change the voice for you the next time you ring.
The engineers you get round your house are actually an outsourced electrical company with a spraypainted van.
The big corporate BT buildings are actually big cardboard cutouts of buildings, and they hire actors to walk in, change clothes inside and then walk out, all day long.
In my recent investigations, I have managed to get hold of one name…..”DIANE”……..click here for proof
BT I AM ON TO YOU!!!!!!!!
(I have found out what those bastards are up to!
Now that I know what their game is, they have decided to fck me over on my ADSL connection.
And seeing as I getting into the mood to write an essay, i am going to tell you the story about how BT is ACTUALY run!
So boys and girls gather round...here goes...
BT is actually run by 5 people, who sit in a tiny office, 20 floors underneath the BT tower in central London.
Now when you ring them up, if any of those bastards are busy chatting to 'Brad' there surfer boyfriend or jacking off to a sex line, or maybe the occasional mental customer, you immediately get transferred through to the:
'BT LABERYNTH OF ENDLESS AUTOMATED FUCK YOU OFF PHONE SYSTEM'
If you DO get through, its a miracle, and if your thinking that i am wrong about the 5 people, coz you have spoken to an Irishman/woman, Scotsman/woman, Welshman/woman or Englishman/woman YOUR wrong, what they have is a sophisticated voice sound changing thing, (similar to the voice changing thing they have in Mission Impossible 2), they log every call you make and change the voice for you the next time you ring.
The engineers you get round your house are actually an outsourced electrical company with a spraypainted van.
The big corporate BT buildings are actually big cardboard cutouts of buildings, and they hire actors to walk in, change clothes inside and then walk out, all day long.
In my recent investigations, I have managed to get hold of one name…..”DIANE”……..click here for proof
BT I AM ON TO YOU!!!!!!!!
JamboM,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 11:28,
archived)
Oh yeh.........Thank God, Rob, and others that B3TA is back!
The last few days have been horrible, I have actualy had to do some work! Sorry for the extra long message above
(The last few days have been horrible, I have actualy had to do some work! Sorry for the extra long message above
JamboM,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 11:30,
archived)
if it helps - oh god, it just doesn't-why did i type that, but anywayumm, Telewest are the same.
Only they can't afford as many actors. It is run by fools. It's a technical job requirement to work there. You have to be utterly bloody useless.
(Only they can't afford as many actors. It is run by fools. It's a technical job requirement to work there. You have to be utterly bloody useless.
pep,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 12:15,
archived)
Dont forget the other requirement......Evil! I am still on the phone as we speak, and surprise, surprise, i am on hold, listening to Fcking Michael Bolton!
EVIL BASTARDS
(EVIL BASTARDS
JamboM,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 12:27,
archived)
I Have Had Enough...........so i am waiting on the phone, on hold, for two bloody hours, and then the auto message at the end of michael boltons fcking album, was:
"Just to remind you, the opening hours are from 9:00am to 5:00pm Monday to Friday"
Does anyone know how to plaster a wall back together??
I am about to go to A+E, to get my fist patched up!
Have a good weekend! Bye Bye
("Just to remind you, the opening hours are from 9:00am to 5:00pm Monday to Friday"
Does anyone know how to plaster a wall back together??
I am about to go to A+E, to get my fist patched up!
Have a good weekend! Bye Bye
JamboM,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 12:59,
archived)