blodoy hell, what will the council try and tax us on next?
they can rate my house and rate my income but if they start rating my poo then I want 20% off Andrex and Toilet Duck as a non-vat item.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:51,
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the day will come
when toilets do a volume measurement
and a spectroscopic analysis
and it'll have a running total
IT'LL HAPPEN!
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:54,
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