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# Switching lyrics


I was probably a bit late on the bandwagon but I thought... I hate 'love' songs. So much so that I think all songs with 'Love' in the titles should be replaced by 'Shit'

So I ran up my top 100 and they can be found here at the Top 100 Love-Shit song title transpositions.

I know not all the songs in question are songs about love but meh. Made me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:33, archived)
# the songs, are about the love of crack
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I wonder if I can lay claim to inventing a new acronym
Apart from the words, all I did was add shit on the picture of Whitney Houston.

Shit On A Picture.

SOAP :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
# you could copyright it, and make millions!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
#
millions fiddy pee
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# fiddy pee?
he ain't goin make bubkiss!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I need to get about tree fiddy
an' I said, 'Damn it monster, we work for our money in this house. I aint got no tree fiddy fo' you'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:49, archived)
# O_o
that's quite mad!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Souh Park
Succubus episode..
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)
# I have a memory retention of about 3 days
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:52, archived)
# ah excellent
4 days ago I lent you £20. Can I have it back?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:57, archived)
# I already gave you that back!
Thanks!

"hehehe"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I love that part of the episode
"I said dammit monster I ain't givin you no tree fiddy!"

vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=1090218

edit : "..it was about that time I noticed the girl scout was eight stories high..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Haha, fucking epic!
"She will be shat"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
# very precise tense monitoring there
'loved'= past tense

Shit=noun, verb or adjective (and preposition?). Past tense = 'Shat'

Not for fun did I get a C in English GCSE in 1988...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# shitted!
I shitted myself
He shitted his spine out
She shitted herself inside out
They shitted so hard it'll take a week to dig them out
It just sat there and shitted!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# OK, then Captain Kirk
He will be Shat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:46, archived)
# SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Though you seem to have left out "Shit Will Tear Us Apart"

edit: whoops. no you haven't
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# That's because shit's more of an adhesive

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:40, archived)
# I will always shit you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:40, archived)
# shit me tender
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# your shitting heart!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# there are in truth enough for at least 200 but I wanted to keep it to a reasonable size....
and the Beatles alone could provide about 30 of them... so much love, back in the 60s.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
My personal favourite:
Elton John - Can you feel the shit tonight?

The Beatles "Can't buy me shit" is in there twice


Edit: Therefore, you get this

(actual real signiature)

Edit Edit: And this ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# ah, well spotted.
you win 5p.

OK, for that you can have 'Shit me Shit me, Say that you Shit me' by the cardigans as a free replacement (not sure what the original title is)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Shit Fool
is the proper title
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Hehe! Shitfool!
Have your secretary wire it to my pay-pal account
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)
# happy b3taday by the way
You are on one of the most viewed pics on my Flickr profile. Althogh this could be because TuTT is also in it (and 6 others out of my op 10 most viewed...)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Ta!
B3tacayke?

I do like that pic, I love the little b3ta sign perched in the middle. And it make TuTT look like she's got a massive set of ... *comedy pause* ... gnashers. It's the hat that makes it though.
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)
# lost teh hat to Mr Horrible
but he has no longer a Fez, and the purple pimp hats are only £5.99 at Blue Banana
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# \o/
I need shit, shit
To ease my behind
I need to find, find someone to call mine
But mama said

You cant hurry shit
No, you just have to wait
She said shit dont come easy
Its a game of give and squeeze
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:52, archived)
# I can see a picture in my mind.
Phil Collins being charged down by legions of clone bald yellow-dress wearing stick-figure boys.

'Against all Bods'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:54, archived)
# sounds good
bet they give him a kicking!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Yay, Bod!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Hi K.
Shut yo' mouf....

(Blud, not you)

Is he a private dick or a public one?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:58, archived)
# He's private.
If you want the best, you have to go private, apparently =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:06, archived)
# ^This is a shit post

Edit: Same picture of shit too. (The one with the yellowish haze around it).
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:44, archived)
# hydrogen sulphide no doubt.
google pictures of 'shit' at your own peril...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:45, archived)
# a trip to ratemypoo.org
is enough peril
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:49, archived)
# blodoy hell, what will the council try and tax us on next?
they can rate my house and rate my income but if they start rating my poo then I want 20% off Andrex and Toilet Duck as a non-vat item.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)
# the day will come
when toilets do a volume measurement

and a spectroscopic analysis

and it'll have a running total

IT'LL HAPPEN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)
# she looks like Herr Flick with pigtails.
Of course I want you to cut me a slice, you idiot Von Smallhousen.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:16, archived)