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# 'Rectum? - I could have killed him'
'Lol'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I knew someone who swears that
a friend of his pulled a very drunk regular from "give us a clue" in a pub. He took her home where they both passed out pissed, and he was awakened in the early hours by a strange sensation. he turned the light on to find *** ****** shitting on his chest.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:05, archived)
# What's *** ******?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# it's the name of a regular on give us a clue
rhymes with lunar tubbs
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Una ?
Really ?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:15, archived)
# I really couldn't say
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:16, archived)
# i was hoping it was roy walker
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Say
what you see !

Ummmmm - Shit !
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:17, archived)
# it's good, it's DEFINITELY not right
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Here she is !


Oh Aunt Sally what are you doing ?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Say what you see !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:19, archived)
# haha


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:27, archived)
# erm erm
brown cloud by the windmill

ermm

grilled scone... um.. er...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:44, archived)
# ...we all gotta duck........
when the shit hits the fan!
Circle Jerks FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
# how rude!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:43, archived)