Ceilings had to reach the leaves on higher and higher branches
as the giraffes were competing with them
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:31,
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real candidates for natural selection
would have used their mind-powers to increase gravity and bend the leaf-bearing fronds down to their level whilst crushing the upstart giraffes.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:36,
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Yeah, but let's face it
evolution is shit, really
I mean, having to go through life with only one penis....
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Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:44,
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