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# really not worth it - but it's been a slow day - apologies
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# He's owl hunting.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# pff!
this shouldn't make me laugh, but it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# ^This, exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# That took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
#
*waits for penny or stone to drop.

arf! i'm with you now.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# haha!
simple and genius
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Excellent BUT!
why doe sthe 1st one have a willy but the third one have tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# It was a phase they were going through,
but they grew out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)
# What is science?
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Evolution, holmes

also: if evolution really existed, the ceiling would have evolved accordingly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# depends if low ceilings weeded out the shit end of the species
Health and Safety do nothing for the progression of natural selection.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Ceilings had to reach the leaves on higher and higher branches
as the giraffes were competing with them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# real candidates for natural selection
would have used their mind-powers to increase gravity and bend the leaf-bearing fronds down to their level whilst crushing the upstart giraffes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Yeah, but let's face it
evolution is shit, really


I mean, having to go through life with only one penis....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)