You silly
You should wear your glasses all the time and this sort of thing won't happen again.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:55,
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I wear contacts now
I shagged a badger and got badger AIDS
that's FOUR more nip nips
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:56,
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