Why would it want too?
It has the awesomeness of ducky existance
It has the joy of watery swimmingness
It has a type of dive named after it
It can fly zillions of ducky miles without a map and land on a pond it hasn't seen in years
It gets fed bread for free
It can quack
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:31,
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two words
bird fuckin flu!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:37,
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that's 3...doesn't matter
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:39,
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