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# can a duck slit its wrists?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# If he's called Owen Wilson mebbe?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Pfffft !!!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:24, archived)
# sure can
with the power of flap
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)
# clipping its wings
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# more important: would it want to?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# hmm
poor duck

poor tasty duck

hmm, duck
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# only if he's been smoking quack
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)
# it canard get any worse than that!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:24, archived)
# If it does, you can stick it on my bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)
# it's beak-cause
I've been wading to bring that one out for ages
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# fuck a duck.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# All these pun posts
are a terrible mallardy.
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)
# They'll turn on you, you know
They're wear-feather friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Heron above!
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# if ducks have wrists
then perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)
# FLAP
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Why would it want too?

It has the awesomeness of ducky existance
It has the joy of watery swimmingness
It has a type of dive named after it
It can fly zillions of ducky miles without a map and land on a pond it hasn't seen in years
It gets fed bread for free
It can quack
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)
# two words
bird fuckin flu!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)
# that's 3...doesn't matter
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Do ducks have wrists?
;D
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)