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# 'I look like a filthy townie'
Gripped with fear he made a hard left into a hardware store. What kind of tool could aid his escape from this nightmare?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 1:45, archived)
# ...escape from this nightmare?"
Scanning the shelves closely, a glint caught his eye"Ahh, a screwdriver.

"He knew as well as anyone that a male was not truly a man without a screwdriver in his tracksuit pocket. Paying the shopkeeper with a kick to the face and a witty retort of "you fucking cunt", he left the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 1:48, archived)
# the shop
running through the street shouting GOFF, MOSHER, FREAK. to which, out of the blue a man who will remain names to conceal his identity stuck out a well placed foot, tripping said townie and banging his head on the floor knocking him clean out.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 1:51, archived)
# ....Clean out
The nameless man then kicked the living shit out of him.
(Feckless Ne'erdowell, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 15:07, archived)
# the shop
before the shop keeper could ask

"You like bag?"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 1:56, archived)
# You like bag?
It can be yours. In fact all this can be yours, if only you will give yourself into the caring hands of medical science...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 2:24, archived)
# Medical science
because we need more balls fill with cancer
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 5:20, archived)