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# Sometimes, when I'm walking down a busy street,
I like to pretend that I have a 12 foot rainbow afro that is rubbing up in everyone's faces and making them happy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)
# just make sure that you aint sitting in front of them at a cinema
otherwise your afro will turn those smiles back up-side down to a frown :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)
# I don't really go to movies,
but everyone would be happier in my rainbow afro than they could possibly be in a movie.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Big flies are just like tiny little puppy dogs.
They only want to have fun with you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)
# But you dont find worms sticking out of fly poo
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Why are people so mean to flies?
They're awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)
# I used to know a schitzophrenic guy that called big flies
"Gods Helicopters"
He also badly crashed his car on the highway because "The devil was chasing him"
Why and how he had a licence I do not know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# That's a lovely story.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Thank you
I am a lovely man I'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Excellent.
It is a good thing that you both know this and are this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)