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# i got my coursework draft marked down at college
because i titled it in huge blue wordart 'EXCESIVE USE OF WORDART IN LANGUAGE CHANGE'
apparently im supposed to be above such childish humour
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Haha.
I kept writting stupid stuff in mine.
and forgot to delete it.
So the teacher read it.
Not fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# "THE TEACHER IS A SHITTING COCKSPROCKET"
heheh :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
# On a draft essay I did, I wrote
"Give me an A and I'll pay off your gambling debts"

It didn't go down to well. Bloody English teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# we used find and replace to take the word 'women'
out of my friends cats suffragettes essay and replace it with lube eating snuff monkeys, fortunately it was picked up during the draft
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Haha, nice try
You want to just change a couple of words right in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Your friend's cats wrote an essay on the Suffragettes?
Jesus suffereing fuck, them's smart cats. Best I ever got was a friend's dog being sick on an essay I wrote about French people, which sucked.
(nd1001 slamdunked my funk, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)
# pfft
one day we'll all be dead

how will seriousness help us then!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# this amuses me greatly
i did point out the futility of english coursework in the great scheme of things however my english tutor is not as wise as you discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)
# sounds like the english teacher is a poohead!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)
# this is accurate
you are wise beyond your years
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:15, archived)
# I'm a very advanced 7 year old
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)