I'll tell you what the little bastards are doing...
... You guys are going to kill me, aren't you?
From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 354 entries (closed)
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... You guys are going to kill me, aren't you?
From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 354 entries (closed)
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It's when they started
releasing exam papers with questions in Comic Sans that I knew that as a nation, we are doomed to fail. For we have made ourselves the cunts of Europe.
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Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:13,
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we were already quite fucked many years ago already
everything new is just insult on top of injury :)
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Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:20,
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i got my coursework draft marked down at college
because i titled it in huge blue wordart 'EXCESIVE USE OF WORDART IN LANGUAGE CHANGE'
apparently im supposed to be above such childish humour
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Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:08,
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apparently im supposed to be above such childish humour
Haha.
I kept writting stupid stuff in mine.
and forgot to delete it.
So the teacher read it.
Not fun.
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Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:09,
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and forgot to delete it.
So the teacher read it.
Not fun.
On a draft essay I did, I wrote
"Give me an A and I'll pay off your gambling debts"
It didn't go down to well. Bloody English teachers.
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Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:09,
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It didn't go down to well. Bloody English teachers.
we used find and replace to take the word 'women'
out of my friends cats suffragettes essay and replace it with lube eating snuff monkeys, fortunately it was picked up during the draft
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Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:14,
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Haha, nice try
You want to just change a couple of words right in the middle
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Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:17,
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Your friend's cats wrote an essay on the Suffragettes?
Jesus suffereing fuck, them's smart cats. Best I ever got was a friend's dog being sick on an essay I wrote about French people, which sucked.
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Thu 6 Sep 2007, 23:28,
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pfft
one day we'll all be dead
how will seriousness help us then!
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Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:09,
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how will seriousness help us then!
this amuses me greatly
i did point out the futility of english coursework in the great scheme of things however my english tutor is not as wise as you discomeats
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Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:12,
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im not going to kill you.
just harm you a little*.
naa. :P
*lies
Edit : you'rs is FAR FAR FAR times better than the post above it.
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Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:08,
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naa. :P
*lies
Edit : you'rs is FAR FAR FAR times better than the post above it.