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# aha!
now I think we've identified your act of teenage rebellion

enjoying your parents tastes in music, thus sickening them!

win!

haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Well it's better than the ideas I come up with.
Like pouring red wine on their bed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)
# haha no
simulated blood

and a few knives, random bits of chopped up meat

"I'm SORRY BUT SHE JUST WOULDN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

literally minutes of entertainment :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Well my school has the heating on because it snows in summer.
And because it's 'not summer uniform' we're not allowed to take our jumpers off.

So I was sweating buckets, and I had no other shirt that fits (we're moving house - lack of cash) and mum wouldn't clean it, so she got pissed off at me for asking (how was I to know she'd just done the washing? I'd been home from school for about 5 minutes), and she said that she'd never do any washing for me again, so I thought "Well I'll give her something else to wash instead" but she was goingto give me £50 to go on a GCSE history trip, so I decided against it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)
# then your school is run by idiots
but then everything is run by idiots

so I guess this is a valuable lesson

or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)
# My headmaster hates me because
I know more about Pink Floyd than him. He's a fucking moron.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)
# he hates you because you are a pupil
honestly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)
# ...and this one time, at band camp
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)