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# Portuguese interrogation methods are called into question...
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
# is this a new version of an earlier post?
or a case of serious mindpiss
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
# incase you didnt notice
she is a suspect now
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)
# i think the word you are looking for is 'witness'
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Kate McCann earlier was named a suspect in her daughter's disappearance.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)
# yeah, but that's a portuguese technicality
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# So, I can still spluff on her tits then?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# no, only the pope can do that
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# yeah
cos the portugese police are fucking brilliant
they're all grade A columbo's to a man
she disappeared in MAY
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# If she's in May then why don't they just look there?


I knew that long haired fucker was a shady character!

Damn you sweet sounds of Bohemian Rhapsody!!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# ha ha haaaaa
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)
# you think she might be hiding under the bed?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)
# In catholicism,
what's the penalty for bullshitting the pope?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)
# It's a cut down version of an earlier one
I thought the idea could go somewhere, but the hummus is on it's hols
:)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# But I like Phil Collins...
My dad's girlfriend met him the other day, just lounging on his boat.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# You shouln't have even heard of him!!!!!!!



(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I have a very varied music taste!
13th Floor Elevators, AC/DC, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Beautiful South, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Bryan Adams, The Carpenters, Cat Stevens, The Commitments, Crowded House, The Cult, Dan and Sam, David Bowie, Deacon Blue, Def Leppard, Derek Hodd, Dire Straits, Dodgy, The Doors, The Eagles, Easy-Star All Stars, Elton John, Enigma, Europe, Faithless, Fleetwood Mac, Focus, Foreigner, Frank Sinatra, Frank Zappa, Franz Ferdinand, Funeral for a Friend, Gary Numan, Genesis, Hawkwind, Hayseed Dixie, Jack Johnson, Jamiroquai, Iron Maiden, Jeff Wayne, Jimi Hendrix, Judas Preist, Kaiser Chiefs, Keane, Korn, The Killers, Kings of Leon, Led Zeppelin, The Levellers, Lily Allen, Limp Bizkit, Lindisfarne, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Metallica, Michael Jackson, MIKA, Mike Oldfield, The Mighty Boosh, Mint Royale, The Monkees, My Chemical Romance, Neil Diamond, Nickelback, Ozzy Osbourne, Paul McCartney, Paul Simon, Paul Weller, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd, The Police, Puddle of Mudd, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Richard Cheese, Rob Manuel, Rod Stewart & the Faces, The Rolling Stones, Rush, Santana, Scissor Sisters, The Sex Pistols, Simon and Garfunkel, Simply Red, The Simpsons, Stereophonics, Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel, Sting, Supertramp, Sweet, Tenacious D, Terry Wogan, Tom Waits, U2, Weird Al Yankovic, The Who, Wishbone Ash, Yes
I raided my parent's cd collection. And added much more of my own. I played Pink Floyd so much, I drove my parents into hating them :P
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# aha!
now I think we've identified your act of teenage rebellion

enjoying your parents tastes in music, thus sickening them!

win!

haha
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Well it's better than the ideas I come up with.
Like pouring red wine on their bed.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)
# haha no
simulated blood

and a few knives, random bits of chopped up meat

"I'm SORRY BUT SHE JUST WOULDN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

literally minutes of entertainment :D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Well my school has the heating on because it snows in summer.
And because it's 'not summer uniform' we're not allowed to take our jumpers off.

So I was sweating buckets, and I had no other shirt that fits (we're moving house - lack of cash) and mum wouldn't clean it, so she got pissed off at me for asking (how was I to know she'd just done the washing? I'd been home from school for about 5 minutes), and she said that she'd never do any washing for me again, so I thought "Well I'll give her something else to wash instead" but she was goingto give me £50 to go on a GCSE history trip, so I decided against it.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)
# then your school is run by idiots
but then everything is run by idiots

so I guess this is a valuable lesson

or something
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)
# My headmaster hates me because
I know more about Pink Floyd than him. He's a fucking moron.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)
# he hates you because you are a pupil
honestly
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)
# ...and this one time, at band camp
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Yawn
Yes, you're a teenager
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# he's also a nazi
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:59, archived)
# "The new adventures of TEENAGE NAZI HITLER!"
:D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Varied my arse
You have no classical or jazz.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)
# or SKA
or R&B, or delta blues
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)
# or Rockabilly
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)
# I do not know very much about these genres
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Observe some musical skilz:
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Oh gosh...
I'm so sorry to hear that.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Nickelback LOL

(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Jesus, he knows you.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Genesis are ok,spesh the Peter Gabriel era.


(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)
# LOOK!! JUST FUCKING STOP IT RIGHT NOW BEFORE IT GOES TOO FAR!! STOP IT!!!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# this^
gabriel only got good when he went solo
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)
# So!



(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)
# *giggle*
Hemorrhoid.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Don't know that, I like Eaaasy Loooveerrr.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I am so damned infatuated with her chest right now!
it's not right!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I said all along they did it!

I should wokr the teh copzorz!!!!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# I thought that was David Bowie for ages.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I might as well leave this here


Something dark dawns about all this
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I so hope she's not guilty so that one day I can spunk on her tits
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Are you related to SickRik?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)
# might
be easier if she is
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# who knows man
maybe with advances in biological feedback based virtual reality

you can! any time! any place! anywhere!

At the office!
At the gym!
at funerals!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Kinda wierd little details emerging
like their daughter's blood being found in the car they hire

/not a detective blog
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# GaAAAAAAAAaaaah!
That face spooks the shit of me.

Woo!
:D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)