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# He's my best friend.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# he's blind




/according to someone
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Psych Warlord blinded him with rape
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Oh bums. Rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# So I've heard.
Why not email him and find out?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can imagine his computer reading his email out with that electronic voice

"Dear Mr Brandow, why do you stare so?"
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# and he's sitting there in his little chair
just staring(exactly like he always does)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Hahaha
and a little tear wells up in one of his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Haaahahahahahahaha
This would make an epic film.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)
# "The trial of the lawyer"
It shall be known as
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# PFFFAAHAHAHAHA
I want someone to shop this
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# As do I.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# haha (how would he read it the poor fella)
dear mr brandow, I'm a member of a website where we all collectively take the piss out of the expression on your face.

Are you blind?

We won't stop if you are, it would just be nice to know.

*insert shopped picture*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
Nice touch with the *insert shopped pic* for the benefit of his blind eyes to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I will actually make an email address JUST for that purpose.
Edit: It's "[email protected]"

And I used a pseudonym "Gerry Atrick"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha
oh god
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# What should the subject be?
And does HTML work in hotmail?
If not, how do I attatch a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)
# oof that's a good question, I don't think it does
I never use hotmail anymore.

I think there's an "attach" button or summat isn't there?
As for the subject line, doesn't matter too much, although it ought to get him interested :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)