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# Hehe
I was pleased to see that Dixon Bawls did a Brandow or two. And quality at that :D
Slowly but surely Brandow will spread through the board like the red weed in War of the Worlds (Jeff Wayne's musical version of course).
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Stop making me want to listen to it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)
# I've got it on the computer here
I might listen to it in bed later. Hell of a lot better than Paul "fucking" McKenna's "how to relax and destress and wake up fucking rich and loved by everyone whilst stopping smoking and losing weight vol III"
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:30, archived)
# You know..
Brandow's eyes remind me of a chicken going;
BBBWOOOAAAARRRRRKRKRKKKKK!!!!!!
(spasticated mammal is procrastinating at the site of productivity, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Some say he makes the noise of a chicken
Some say it's a fish. Whatever it is I don't want to be in the same room when he does it. Madness happens. More madness than any normal man can handle. And that, my friend, is the enigma of Brandow.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Indeed...
Some say he snorts vinegar and that he once punched out a horse, all we know, is he's a dick.

Long live Brandow Saturdays!
(spasticated mammal is procrastinating at the site of productivity, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Lesser known fact about Brandow:
He was world breakdancing champion 6 years running. He only quit because he felt the others should at least stand a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# He was also..
Ron Jeremy's stunt double in sex-scenes
(spasticated mammal is procrastinating at the site of productivity, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Exactly!
Plus his was the actual voice used when they dubbed the male moans and groans over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yeah I suppose it's something I'd rather not dwell upon ;)
Well, not if I want to keep what sanity I have left.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Sanity? You forget, this is the internet :-)
(spasticated mammal is procrastinating at the site of productivity, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# I like to keep some spare. Just in case ;)
Never know when you might lose the whole lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:58, archived)